I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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