Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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