how can u be prego again
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Randomize
