Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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