your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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