im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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