YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Randomize
