Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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