doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
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