You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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