ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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