Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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