We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Randomize
