if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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