I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
