don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
He shit in the fireplace
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