sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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