i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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