There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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