i just made my gag reflex go away.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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