This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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