check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
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