Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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