I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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