ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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