are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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