Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
There r osticjed everywhere
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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