im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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