I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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