i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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