drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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