Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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