You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
