I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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