i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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