1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
high people should be assigned attendants
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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