shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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