And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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