i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
