I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
