That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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