no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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