Don't you send me to vm
Nicole vs. Life
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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