you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Rumble strips road head = magical
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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