thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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