my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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