pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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