Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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