Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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