So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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