so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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